The Great Debate
Posted by Joshua Claybourn on 10 March 2009 | 11 responses
On which side do you fall?
11 Responses to “The Great Debate”
For cat owners, the choice is simple:
(A) leaves you with an occasionally scratched-up roll of toilet paper.
(B) leaves you with a giant mess every time the cat gets into the bathroom.
B all the way! =)
B, and no cats!
Real Americans vote B.
Is there really any debate? B is far superior to A.
The answer is fact dependent. Considering the use of this product, the question that must be considered when determining A or B is where will the product attract less germs.
A has more of a capability to rub against the bathroom wall (transfering germs), since it is indeed closer to the wall.
B has more capacity to be touched inadvertently by someone not intending to use the product (transfering germs), since it is further away from the wall.
So, in a bathroom that is small with the potential for other things to “butt” against the product(pun intended), you use A. If the bathroom is fairly secluded and/or spacious, I recommend B.
I don’t like A or B above because I think the slack hanging off of the roll looks sloppy. If the end of the roll is pointing towards the back, you usually can’t find the end without unrolling a little. Then you can’t tear off a segment without leaving slack. You have to roll back a little to make the end lay against the roll again. So I’m in camp B, it’s much simpler and neater looking.
I have never had a problem with our cat and scenario B, but then our cat is a fat, lazy pelt. I think though, that if we had a young,spry kitten, he would be just as likely to find trouble with A as B.
B
A is underhanded and unAmerican.
The great debate is not so great, but trivial. Like, “foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place”??
my cats vote for B….
If I place the paper in B position, they can unroll the entire roll if the paper.
in A position, they need me to let the end hang down to start the fun.
I believe absolute truth exists, and that such is sometimes knowable by God-given human reason and talent.
This is knowable absolute truth — the answer is B.
However, I doubt that any Yellow Lab under the age of, say 5, cares much before diving in.