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October 23, 2007
Could Pirates and Ninjas be Far Behind?
Delivering a stunning uppercut to the GOP field, superhero Chuck Norris has endorsed former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee for President. Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson will really have to act tough now if they still want to win the macho conservative primary.
(hat tip to Mark Byron)
Posted by David Darlington at October 23, 2007 10:19 AM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Brownback dropped out. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Posted by: Joshua Claybourn at October 23, 2007 10:49 AM | permalink
A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is equal to 270 electoral votes.
Posted by: Doug at October 23, 2007 10:57 AM | permalink
Posted by: Doug at October 23, 2007 10:58 AM | permalink
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Posted by: JohnS at October 23, 2007 11:03 AM | permalink
When I think of pirates, Johnny Depp is the actor that first comes to mind.
Maybe someone could work the phrase "Pirates of the Potomac" into a campaign ad.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at October 25, 2007 02:19 AM | permalink
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