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February 02, 2007
Beantown Meltdown
After a lengthy search for suspects with darker skin, Boston's finest rounded up a couple of white guys to blame for Wednesday's citywide panty-twist (though one of them is, suspiciously, a foreigner). Their arrests can hardly be called the product of crack detective work, since a video of their exploits has been floating around the internets. More likely, the petty tyrants of city government weren't content to simply denounce and threaten Turner Broadcasting; better distract the public with a couple of patsies rather than own up to blowing $750,000.
To their credit, these guys aren't letting the Man get them down. If I'd been tossed in jail on trumped up charges for the mistakes of city officials, I'd be steamed to say the least. However, their press conference probably doesn't do much to win the hearts and minds of the public. Their insouciance overshadows their innocence, and they come across looking like jerks. I can't help but wonder what was going through the mind of their lawyer as he watched the whole thing deteriorate.
One hopes that saner heads will prevail at trial (if it even gets that far), and that these two clowns get their necks out of the pillory soon. Nevertheless, Assistant Attorney General John Grossman is pursuing what I can only guess would be called "creative prosecution," (a technique most recently brought to prominence by Durham County DA Mike Nifong). Consider his statement calling, "the light boards 'bomblike' devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged infrastructure and transportation in the city." Once again, Wonkette has a brilliant rejoinder, but one unsuitable for a family blog.
Update: David Weigel gives three cheers to the Boston Two. Smart.
Posted by Zach Wendling at February 2, 2007 08:37 AM
They're creatives, they're REQUIRED to be obnoxious. However, I have to say good for them for not playing along.
Boston blew this thing waaaaay out of proportion and now the media is poised to do the exact same thing and they're not cooperating. These guys are post-modern media saavy, it's what they do for a living -- they're not gonna allow themselves to be Jon Benet Ramsey-fied by CNN.
They and their lawyer know that cooler heads will prevail in court. Their "performance" on the steps was not meant to win the hearts and minds of the public, it was meant to launch their careers. They're ad-world stars now.
Posted by: JohnS at February 2, 2007 10:40 AM | permalink
I do think that there was a lot of overreacting here, but from the sounds of it, these things weren't _just_ lightboards, but did have some nontrivial resemblances to something like homemade bombs, with odd wires coming out of places & being held together with duct tape and things like that. So it's not that Bostonians were just collectively hallucinating the bomb-like look of these things. (And I have seen reports that apparently there had been some cases of fake pipe-bombs recently in Boston, though I hadn't heard anything about that before.) So, yes, we can think that Boston and the prosecutors are overdoing it somewhat, but let's also cut them some serious slack here as well. Keep in mind that the costs, both political and human, for ignoring a suspicious object that is a bomb _vastly_ outweigh the costs of not ignoring one that isn't.
I also find the kind of reasoning here -- "_of course_ the terrorists wouldn't make it look like _that_!" -- extremely problematic. If there really were a particular look of a device that should make no one think it's a bomb... then wouldn't that be _exactly_ the look that a terrorist would want to give their device? ("Hm, if we just hang these devices from the parts of the tunnel necessary for us to bring it all down, people will notice them and become suspicious." "Hey, I know, let's put a wacky cartoon character on the side, so people will think they are harmless!")
Posted by: philosopher at February 2, 2007 12:47 PM | permalink
The media appearance by Messrs. Dumb and Dumber was like something I'd expect from an SNL skit... "Two A-holes at a Press Conference"
Posted by: Eric Seymour at February 2, 2007 01:24 PM | permalink
I'd have a whole lot more sympathy for the Boston officials if they'd done what they did, but, upon discovering what the things really were said, "Nothing dangerous here folks. Better safe than sorry though. See you next time." Instead, they had to work themselves into a righteous vengeance over something that didn't deserve it, going so far as to incarcerate two people for a "hoax." Nevermind that there's not a bit of evidence that anybody had the slightest intent to make Boston officials think something dangerous was afoot.
Posted by: Doug at February 2, 2007 01:50 PM | permalink
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