Off switch? What's that?

Then again, I order cases of old-style Jolt Cola from Mexico, drink a full 20-cup carafe of coffee every day, and 2 cans of Amp while at work.

And the oddest thing is that I can fall asleep within an hour of drinking a quintuple-shot mocha.

At least the original formula will be around for those of us trying to consume *less* caffeine.

Now if they could only make a decaf Coke that really tastes like Coke...

"Molecular scientist" strikes me as an unusual title, but a quick Google search seems to indicate it's a close synonym to "molecular biologist."

Anyway, my best guess is that he's developed a way to microencapsulate the caffeine to mask its taste yet allow it to be absorbed by the body.