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August 17, 2006
Stupid Thursday
Well, it's been a week since I spent most of my day in airports, and I've concluded that it was one of the dumbest days in my life, in so many ways.
First, as I was waiting to check in at BWI, the lady in front of me remarked that this [the long delays, deprivation of liquids and gels, general harassment by security] was just what the terrorists wanted. Another passenger nodded in agreement (more about him next). To some extent, yes, terrorists want to terrorize us, but that comes through, you know, actually inflicting violence. If the true end of their scheming really is to merely annoy us by making us throw away our drinks and cosmetics, then we're dealing with some truly irrational actors.

(via A Commonplace Book, which has been an excellent source of information)
The fellow who found truth in that statement went on to say something to the effect that it was better to give up our liberties than suffer an attack. This seems about the equivalent of "Better red than dead." I hope he gets the rubber glove treatment frequently.
Third, as I arrived at IND early that morning, there was scant information about the attacks circulating, but we knew it somehow involved mixing together liquids to form an explosive compound. It was a little surprising, then, to find that security's answer to the problem was to have passengers chuck all of their bottles and cups into big trash cans, as if containers don't leak. (BTW, NPR's Morning Edition yesterday cited IND as a model in security efficiency). How would you like to be the janitor who has to collect those sacks?
Fourth, it gets worse: one blogger noted photos of people pouring liquids into receptacles together! How does this make sense? Especially since this is in a crowded airport. (Boing Boing also notes that this is a good way to make a variant of Zyklon B.)
Fifth, Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport is planning "to give 11 boxes of surrendered items to the city's human services department, which will give the unopened bottles of shampoo, toothpaste and other items to homeless shelters . . ." So these things were dangerous enough to take away from passengers, but not dangerous enough to give to the homeless? Stupid.
Sixth, but just how 'sophisticated' was this plot? One chemist (admittedly, just some guy) says it was a ridiculously implausible plan.
Seventh, and perhaps most stupid, it seems a terror attack wasn't even imminent. In fact the British strenuously objected when the Bush Administration called for the arrests. Granted, it's good to act before an attack rather than after, but I'm guessing the British had some fine reasons for wanting to continue surveillance. What valuable intelligence did we lose by acting too quickly? Some of the president's detractors were quick to link the timing of the roundup to his political woes (or more specifically to the primary defeat of Joe Lieberman). Initially, I dismissed these as the paranoid ramblings of the suspicious Left, but after 5 and a half years of this administration's incompetence, I really can't put that past them.
Maybe I'm still a little angry about getting home at 4:15 am, but that was definitely a stupid Thursday. The one smart thing I saw was that when my Southwest flight was diverted from our holding pattern over Midway to Detroit for refueling, they let off the passengers whose destination was Motor City (rather than make them try to reach their connecting flights from Midway once we finally landed there). Now if only we'd only been diverted to Indy.
Posted by Zach Wendling at August 17, 2006 12:34 PM
but we knew it somehow involved mixing together liquids to form an explosive compound.
That was one variant I heard. And as a chemist myself, I fully agree that would be highly implausible. But I had also heard that they were planning to bring the fully-synthesized explosive on board, along with an electronic device (like an iPod) as the ignition source. That's more plausible, but as the chemist in the link mentions, it would have an obvious chemical smell. So nail polish remover would have to be banned (I think it's banned anyway, being highly flammable), but soft drinks and hand cream would only need a simple smell test to detect.
Really, though, if the terrorists were at all clever, they'd smuggle the liquids on board in a sealed container that did not resemble anything that would normally contain liquid!
Posted by: Eric Seymour at August 17, 2006 01:12 PM | permalink
I understand your frustration with the whole process, Zach, but given the information obtained about this situation, what would be the appropriate response?
If the airlines/governments do nothing, and another plan is successful, the response will be "you had notice as of [date], and you did nothing to increase security." If the airlines/governments do what they're doing now, the response is "this is a huge waste of money/time" and "you're all idiots - none of the substances you suspect are capable of doing any real damage." It seems like a catch-22.
Posted by: lawyerchik1 at August 17, 2006 07:04 PM | permalink
"you had notice as of [date], and you did nothing to increase security.
If they had notice, then they should stop the plot, not use it as a test of airport security.
The real question is, are the measures being taken at airports reasonable to prevent another 9/11 style attack and also prevent a plane from being otherwise damaged in midair (causing a uncontrolled crash).
The answer for the former is undoubtedly no, securing the cockpit doors and refusing entry even in the face of a passenger or flight attendant hostage situation is sufficient and reasonable to prevent another 9/11. If you cant take over the plane, you cant fly it into a building.
For the later, probably not, as Eric has already pointed out if you were going to blow up a plan you would conceal the explosive in some overlooked manner. Considering liquid explosives almost always have a strong odor (in fact I cant think of one that doesn’t) some sort of concealed explosive is much more likely. The resolution to that is a well designed chemical analyzer take passive measurements the same way a metal detector does.
Otherwise you have individuals who may or may not be well educated, let alone trained in their job enforcing rules created by people who have no clue about actual airport operations and risk vectors. Like we do right now.
Doing something to just do something is worse than doing nothing at all. It creates false perceptions and worse it causes churn that is costing people time and money. Shouldn’t that be something that “fiscally conservative” Republicans would be against?
Posted by: Foltz at August 18, 2006 02:24 PM | permalink
"The resolution to that is a well designed chemical analyzer take passive measurements the same way a metal detector does."
Except we already have those - at least, we have them in Detroit-Metro Airport - and the concern seemed to be that the reason for the ban was because the items actually recovered from the plotters would not be detected by means already in place.
According to the CNN article, "A senior congressional source said it is believed the plotters planned to mix a British sports drink with a gel-like substance to make a potent explosive that could be ignited with an MP3 player or cell phone." ... "The sports drink could be combined with a peroxide-based paste to form a potent "explosive cocktail," if properly done, said a U.S. counterterrorism official."
I'm not a chemist, so I wouldn't be able to even begin to brainstorm about what they planned to use, but this was, apparently, a "test run" in which the plotters were carrying items that may have resembled what they were supposed to take along on the actual attacks.
"Doing something to just do something is worse than doing nothing at all. It creates false perceptions and worse it causes churn that is costing people time and money. Shouldn’t that be something that “fiscally conservative” Republicans would be against?"
I don't know about the characterization of these efforts as doing something just to do something, or that "fiscally conservative" Republicans should be against doing something instead of nothing. It just seems that the reaction to what is being done is whining about personal inconvenience than really caring about what happens to other people, and that's something I am against.
Posted by: lawyerchik1 at August 18, 2006 03:09 PM | permalink
"better to give up our liberties than suffer an attack" -- Whatever happened to "Give me liberty or give me death!" ? America has fallen far from what it used to be.
Posted by: barry at August 24, 2006 08:13 AM | permalink
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