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July 22, 2006
Patriotism, With
One of the joys of growing up in my ancestral homeland of New Jersey is that you get to experience the native regional delicacies of two great American cities, New York and Philadelphia. Philly's contribution to the nation's buffet is of course the cheesesteak, and, as any local can tell you, there are really only two places to go to get a real Philly cheesesteak: Pat's King of Steaks or Geno's.
These two bitter rivals, located across the street from each other at the intersection of 9th Street and Passyunk Ave. in South Philadelphia, define the Philly cheesesteak. Pat's, founded in 1930, claims it invented cheesesteaks, while Geno's, founded in 1966, claims it makes a better version. Both institutions take their cheesesteaks very seriously. There's even an established protocol for ordering your cheesesteak, which, if you violate, marks you as a newbie, tourist, or perhaps a hick from Harrisburg or some other one-horse central PA town (similar to Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi"). As Pat tells us, a proper order sounds something like "American, with" or "whiz, without," indicating both the type of cheese, and whether or not you want fried onions on your hoagie roll (under no circumstances should you order swiss, like our friend John F. Kerry to the left here -- the traditional options are "whiz," provolone, or American).
Not to be outdone, Pat's rival Geno's has raised the ordering stakes. Owner Joey Vento recently mandated that all cheesesteak orders must be done in English, much to the dismay of some snooty BBC journalists. A sign reading "this is America, please order in English" now graces the Geno's cheesesteak stand. The South Philadelphia neighborhood that hosts the two cheesesteak giants, which was Italian-American for a long time until Mexican and Korean immigrants started moving in, seems to have embraced Vento and his message. The city's Commission on Human Relations, however, is not amused, and legal action is pending against Vento for bias (details here). Vento has done some conservative things in the past -- when I was there in summer of 2005 he had renamed his French fries "Freedom Fries" -- but this has got him a bit more attention. However, Vento is taking it in stride and doesn't seems to be making a big deal out of it. "The only thing the customer has to tell us is what kind of cheese he wants - Cheese Whiz, American or Provolone. It's as simple as that," he said.
Maybe Eric Seymour can do some on-site reporting for us? :)
(via The Weekly Standard)
Posted by David Darlington at July 22, 2006 11:56 AM
Posted by: Anonymous at July 22, 2006 02:32 PM | permalink
Because, you know, if anyone ever orders "queso," America will crumble to tiny bits and disappear.
Posted by: Jason Kuznicki at July 22, 2006 11:26 PM | permalink
Queso is great stuff. Far better than salsa.
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at July 23, 2006 12:31 AM | permalink
"Because, you know, if anyone ever orders 'queso,' America will crumble to tiny bits and disappear."
God forbid local craftmen be allowed to keep their personal quirks in the 21st century.
Posted by: David at July 23, 2006 12:59 AM | permalink
I think this can be distinguished from a necessary service, where it may well be imperitave that there be service available for non-English speakers. A cheesesteak shop isn't a hospital - it's what gives you the heart attack that sends you to the hospital.
Let the guy be a jerk in his own private way, I say. He's only doing people a favor, anyway.
Posted by: Nick Blesch at July 23, 2006 09:44 AM | permalink
Fwiw: I don't think that the law should force him to change his sign (or, if he really has one in effect, his English-only policy).
I also think that the guy sounds like an unamerican, moronic, first-class a-hole, and I would personally refuse to buy a cheesesteak there. (I'm a "Provolone with" type of person myself.)
Posted by: philosopher at July 23, 2006 11:22 AM | permalink
Unbelievable. Man in legal trouble for not knowing Spanish.
David, and asking for "queso" would get you what, exactly? Geno's choice?
I'm eagerly awaiting the Spanish translations for 'whiz, provolone, and American, by the way.
Posted by: Joe Giles at July 23, 2006 11:27 AM | permalink
Post edited so that the links now work. Sorry about that.
It should be noted, according to the Philly Inquirer article linked above, that Joey Vento hasn't actually denied anyone a cheesesteak. He's in trouble because making people say "Whiz, with" is somehow a civil rights tragedy.
Posted by: David at July 23, 2006 01:28 PM | permalink
So... Did John K bring his own bag of Swiss and tomatoes or is someone arguing that since no one else orders those toppings you probably shouldn't use them since they have long since spoiled?
Posted by: Foltz at July 23, 2006 02:00 PM | permalink
In a remarkable near-coincidence, I was thinking of heading to South Philly yesterday for a cheesesteak since my girlfriend's brother was visiting. I would have chosen Geno's--not so much to cheer his "ordering policy" but because it's ridiculous that the PC cops are trying to ride down on him for it. I hear that Pat's has offered a free cheesesteak to anyone who can order in a language other than English, but that may only be a rumor.
In other cheesesteak-related news, the co-creator of the cheesesteak died on Friday: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2220325
Posted by: Eric Seymour at July 23, 2006 10:53 PM | permalink
If we must have a big blog post about this moron, let's at least get the facts straight. He's not in trouble "because making people say "Whiz, with" is somehow a civil rights tragedy." (How hard would it be to understand, "El Juiz, con", anyhow?) It's not about civil rights at all, but as the commission is named, it's about civil relations: Philadelphia has a city ordinance aimed at promoting sound inter-ethnic relations, and forbids "denying service to someone because of his or her national origin, and having printed material making certain groups of people feel their patronage is unwelcome". I don't see how the former charge will hold up, if no one can document that they actually were refused service. But it's the spirit of the second one that's most relevant. The law is, basically: if you want to be a dick about race, etc., then you can't do so as part of your public business. And Mr. Vento's sign is a patent expression of willful dickishness -- and, again in terms of getting the facts straight, it's not "this is America, please order in English", but rather "This is AMERICA ... WHEN ORDERING SPEAK ENGLISH." It's pretty darn far from a polite request to conduct transactions in one language. It is, in fact, a big eff-you to a sizeable minority community.
So, let's not pretend that it's about people accusing a poor independent businessman of infringing their civil rights because he wants them to order in English. It's about a moron deciding to be a dick. That doesn't settle the legal questions -- I could see how one might argue that the law is constitutional -- but it should keep people from rising to a very silly level of dudgeon.
Posted by: philosopher at July 24, 2006 01:28 PM | permalink
phil,
What part of Mr. Vento's policy and/or sign has anything to do with ethnicity or race? It has to do with language. His "English-only" policy applies to everyone. Presumably, an English-speaking Latino will be served, while a non-English-speaking Italian will not (though I've read that the staff at Geno's are willing to help teach customers the necessary phrases).
Posted by: Eric Seymour at July 24, 2006 03:19 PM | permalink
To say that this sign is not connected to any ethnicity is a bit disingenuous. Like claiming that a sign that said "no dark-skinned people served" isn't racial in nature, because it applies to some southern Italians with deep tans, and would not apply to some fairer-skinned African-Americans. Just because the sign literally does not mention a specific ethnic group, doesn't mean that it's intention isn't aimed at some such group, and that that intention isn't pretty clear on its face. (This is why it's important, if people want to write about this incident, to take the eff-you-ishness of the sign seriously.)
Moreover, the owner himself said it's about Mexicans! Which I'm sure is part of why his son doesn't let him make statements to the press anymore.
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Posted by: philosopher at July 26, 2006 01:01 PM | permalink
phil,
Your analogy to a ban on dark-skinned people is flawed, because skin color is an immutable characteristic. By comparison, anyone can learn to speak English. Heck, during the 8 days I was in China recently, I learned enough Chinese to order food at a restaurant.
It is true that the sign was "inspired" by an influx of Mexican immigrants, but it's also important to keep in mind the long-standing tradition of impatience by staff at both Pat's and Geno's--which has earned them comparisons to the Seinfeld soup Nazi. Even if you're a fluent English speaker, if you can't place your order quickly and succinctly, you may be sent to the back of the line. In other words, the eff-you-ishness of the sign is not specifically an affront to minority groups, but is completely in line with the overall "eff-you-siveness" of South Philly in general.
Posted by: Eric Seymour at July 26, 2006 06:33 PM | permalink
Another way of looking at it: if the sign is "directed at" Mexican immigrants, that's simply because they are the largest group of non-English speakers in Geno's neighborhood. If the largest group of non-English speakers were Russian immigrants, then presumably the sign would be "directed at" them. The only bias going on is bias against people who don't speak English.
Posted by: Eric Seymour at July 26, 2006 06:37 PM | permalink
The mutability/immutability of the characteristic isn't at all relevant, because (i) the law in question doesn't have anything to do with that, and much more importantly (ii) lots of protected categories in general are mutable, most in particular religion & creed.
As for the eff-you-ishness of that part of the country -- having spent some time in New Jersey once, I can see what you mean. :-) I do think that if one is a jerk to everyone, then of course one isn't being at all discriminatory if a fortiori one is a jerk to non-English speakers. I hope that his lawyers make that argument!
Posted by: philosopher at July 26, 2006 06:41 PM | permalink
Quotes from "My Fair Lady" came to mind when I read the post and the comments above:
"But think what you're trying to accomplish. Think what you're dealing with. The majesty and grandeur of the English language, it's the greatest possession we have. The noblest thoughts that ever flowed through the hearts of men are contained in its extraordinary, imaginative, and musical mixtures of sounds."
And, with respect to Mr. Vento's policy: The question is not whether [he's] treated [any particular ethnic/racial group] rudely but whether [anyone has] ever heard [him] treat anyone else better.
:)
Posted by: lawyerchik1 at July 27, 2006 04:21 PM | permalink
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