The eclipse of John Paul
Posted by Joshua Claybourn on 6 April 2005 | 7 responses
As America’s greatest Catholic voice, Mark Shea, has pointed out, there will be a partial solar eclipse on the day of Pope John Paul II’s funeral. Surprisingly, John Paul was born during a solar eclipse too. I’m sure the tin foil hat types are lining up to declare there’s Deeper Meaning to all of this, so let me add to the fire. Famed prophet Nostradamus once said “a great solar eclipse” would occur just before the unveiling of the antichrist. Run for the hills!
Not that I have much patience for such piffle, but . . .
1. How can a partial eclipse be “great?”
2. The partial eclipse won’t be “just before” the successor is announced.
3. The papacy is not necessarily the antichrist.
Papal Prophecies: Saint Malachy and Gloria Olivae
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Pff. Minor details. The prophecy is clear enough, and the next pope will be the antichrist.
Wasn’t President Bush born in Athens, TX? Perhaps its him!
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corpus animus
tolle corpus satani
Sanguis minimus
Corpus animus
tolle corpus satani
Ave versus cristus
Ave versus cristus
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corpus animus
tolle corpus satani
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If You Believe Elves Cause Rain
…then everytime it rains you’ll see proof of elves. That kind of thinking is about the only thing I can think of to explain why Drudge would label this story (about an upcoming partial solar eclipse) with the following:SCIENCE: Sky…
Idiots the next pope will not be antichrist
antishrist will rise out of European somewhere within the Countries of the European Union.
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